Friday, February 11, 2011

It's A Dog's Life but a Cat's World

Question: How many dogs does

it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining,

the day is young, we’ve got our whole

lives ahead of us, and your inside

worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll

replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can’t reach

that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with

my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let

me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?

Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeze,

please, please, please!!!

German Shepherd: I’ll change it as

soon as I’ve led these people from the

dark, check to make sure I haven’t

missed any and make just one more

perimeter patrol to see that no one has

tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop in

while I’m bouncing of the walls and


Old English Sheep Dog: Light Bulb?

I’m sorry I don’t see a light bulb.

Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who


New Zealand Sheep Dog: First, I’ll put

all the light bulbs in a little circle…

The Cat’s Answer: “Dogs do not

change light bulbs, people change light

bulbs. So, the real question is: How long

will it be before I can expect some light,

some dinner, and a massage?” All of

which proves, once again, that while dogs

have masters, cats have staff.

In closing, be sure to visit Jazzy Bagels

and thank Kevin for his continued

support of the Oregon Humane Society

and their good work! And, don’t forget to

watch the “Tails of Abbygail” on KOIN 6,

Sunday mornings at 6:30 a.m. (yes you

can DVR it!).