Question: How many dogs does
it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining,
the day is young, we’ve got our whole
lives ahead of us, and your inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll
replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can’t reach
that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with
my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let
me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeze,
please, please, please!!!
German Shepherd: I’ll change it as
soon as I’ve led these people from the
dark, check to make sure I haven’t
missed any and make just one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one has
tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop in
while I’m bouncing of the walls and
Old English Sheep Dog: Light Bulb?
I’m sorry I don’t see a light bulb.
Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who
New Zealand Sheep Dog: First, I’ll put
all the light bulbs in a little circle…
The Cat’s Answer: “Dogs do not
change light bulbs, people change light
bulbs. So, the real question is: How long
will it be before I can expect some light,
some dinner, and a massage?” All of
which proves, once again, that while dogs
have masters, cats have staff.
In closing, be sure to visit Jazzy Bagels
and thank Kevin for his continued
support of the Oregon Humane Society
and their good work! And, don’t forget to
watch the “Tails of Abbygail” on KOIN 6,
Sunday mornings at 6:30 a.m. (yes you
can DVR it!).